I'm having a particularly bad week. Having difficulty finding the usual thing to chuckle over in the midst of terrible situations. I had to look outside the situation this time, and turn to the reliability of always finding some really bad English (Chinglish) here in China. It may not be a silver lining to my current troubles, but it sure is sparkly. So I'll just pretend!
(This is a package of sticky-backed plastic rhinestones, which cost 3 RMB / 50 cents USD)
Say it in crystals
well-being and charming!
Decorate your car, enjoy your trip.
As cold as this technological
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to the glaring fashion items.
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